Muscle & Mayhem

This shirt is a walking reminder that not all hazards come with warning tape.
Featuring a heavily anthropomorphized explosive device with anomalous muscle development, this design represents the exact type of ordnance every demolition tech prays they never meet in the field: self-aware, overconfident, and already lit.

What you’re looking at is a Class-IV Sentient Improvised Motivational Device (SIMD).
Characteristics include:

• Perma-grin (never a good sign)

• Active fuse (willing to detonate socially or physically)

• Unregulated mass of flexed biceps

• Thumbs-up gesture indicating total disregard for blast radius

According to demolition protocol, any device described as “built strong, wired wrong” falls under Category: Beautiful Mistake. Volatile, enthusiastic, and likely to ruin someone’s week if mishandled.

Wearing this shirt tells the world three things:

1. You understand controlled mayhem.

2. You operate well beyond OSHA’s comfort zone.

3. You are, in fact, the human equivalent of an over-pressurized det cord with feelings.

Recommended environments for wearing:

• Gyms

• Job sites

• Demolition yards

• First dates where truth-in-advertising laws apply

Proceed with confidence.
Maintain safe distance.