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Muscle & Mayhem

Muscle & Mayhem

$31.99 USD
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This shirt is a walking reminder that not all hazards come with warning tape.
Featuring a heavily anthropomorphized explosive device with anomalous muscle development, this design represents the exact type of ordnance every demolition tech prays they never meet in the field: self-aware, overconfident, and already lit.

What you’re looking at is a Class-IV Sentient Improvised Motivational Device (SIMD).
Characteristics include:

  • Perma-grin (never a good sign)

  • Active fuse (willing to detonate socially or physically)

  • Unregulated mass of flexed biceps

  • Thumbs-up gesture indicating total disregard for blast radius

According to demolition protocol, any device described as “built strong, wired wrong” falls under Category: Beautiful Mistake. Volatile, enthusiastic, and likely to ruin someone’s week if mishandled.

Wearing this shirt tells the world three things:

  1. You understand controlled mayhem.

  2. You operate well beyond OSHA’s comfort zone.

  3. You are, in fact, the human equivalent of an over-pressurized det cord with feelings.

Recommended environments for wearing:

  • Gyms

  • Job sites

  • Demolition yards

  • First dates where truth-in-advertising laws apply

 

Proceed with confidence.
Maintain safe distance.

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

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