Codename:Dumpster Fire Species: Raccoon Role: Sabotage & Unconventional Warfare Agency Affiliation: C.A.G.E.D Tagline:Trash the World
Backstory: Once just a dumpster-diving menace with a taste for expired burritos and fireworks, Dumpster Fire was accidentally dosed with experimental neuro-enhancement sludge during a corporate lab dump gone wrong. He woke up with an IQ of 145, a permanent smirk, and an unshakable urge to watch things explode.
Now he's the Agent of Chaos—a rogue operative who specializes in scorched-earth tactics, improvised ordinance, and psychological warfare via midnight trash raids. Armed with a mini-nuke marked “CHAOS” and a complete disregard for rules, treaties, or logic, Dumpster Fire operates under one principle: “If it’s peaceful, make it loud.”
He's not in it for money. He’s in it for the mayhem.
Gear Loadout:
DIY Mini-Nuke (painted with graffiti and stickers)
Cigarette lighter labeled "Plan A"
Tactical vest made from a child’s Batman backpack
Pocket full of nails, gum, and one very specific vendetta
