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Slow Is Smooth
Slow Is Smooth
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Codename: Shellshock
Species: Snapping Turtle
Role: Breach & Clear / Urban Slow Assault
Agency Affiliation: C.H.A.O.S.
Tagline: Slow is Smooth. Smooth is Violent.
Backstory:
A relic from a forgotten military bio-engineering program, Shellshock was bred for battlefield resilience, trench-clearing operations, and psychological intimidation. He didn’t pass the agility test… but he aced the part where they handed him a shotgun and said, “Go break something.”
He moves slow. Deliberate. Calculated. But when the boom hits, it’s biblical. Trained in room-clearing tactics and loaded with enough shells to start his own war, Shellshock doesn’t chase targets—he corners them.
Most enemies don’t see him coming. The ones who do? Don’t laugh for long.
Gear Loadout:
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Double-barrel 12-gauge trench gun
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Full-bandolier of custom sabot slugs
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Shell plating reinforced with old tank treads
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Custom knee pads for “tactical plodding”
Mission Specialty:
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Breaching fortified structures
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Crowd suppression in tight spaces
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Standing perfectly still until it's way too late
Catchphrases (spoken only once per op):
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“I’m slow. You’re done.”
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“Close enough.” [BOOM]
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“Say goodbye to your hallway.”
Psych Evaluation:
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IQ: steady, strategic, disciplined
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Emotion: unshakable
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Risk Rating: "Do NOT corner"
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Unisex sizing
- OEKO-TEX certified
- Design color may vary slightly
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