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Ice Cold
Ice Cold
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Codename: Frostbite
Species: Penguin (Adélie)
Role: Long-Range Elimination / Covert Ice Ops
Agency Affiliation: C.H.A.O.S.
Tagline: “Its not the cold that kills you.”
Backstory:
Born in captivity, trained in isolation, Frostbite was the subject of a top-secret behavioral weapons program meant to create the perfect silent assassin. They taught him to solve puzzles, operate tools, and recognize over 300 sniper rifle components by silhouette. But what they didn’t expect… was for him to teach himself revenge.
After escaping his handlers (with extreme prejudice), Frostbite resurfaced in frozen theaters of war, operating as an untraceable ghost with flippers and a .50 cal. He doesn’t speak. He doesn’t miss. And if you see the glint of his scope, you were never the target—you’re just standing too close to the real one.
Gear Loadout:
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Barrett M82 anti-materiel rifle (custom shortened for flipper fit)
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Tactical bowtie (he insists)
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Embedded sled runners in the belly for downhill escapes
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Suppressed heartbeat. Seriously. It’s unnatural.
Mission Specialty:
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Polar black-ops
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High-value target elimination
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Icy infiltration + morale devastation
Behavioral Notes:
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Shoots with one eye. The angry one.
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Calm under pressure, even when the ice cracks
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Wears the bowtie voluntarily
Catchphrases (he says none—but intel suggests he might think them):
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“Cooler heads don't always prevail.”
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“Fish? No. Blood.”
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“Let it slide.”
Psych Evaluation:
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IQ: high, precise, unnerving
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Emotion: frozen
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Clearance: Top Tier / Do Not Engage
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Unisex sizing
- OEKO-TEX certified
- Design color may vary slightly
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