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Codename: Hog Wild
Species: Wild Boar
Role: Heavy Weapons / Area Denial
Agency Affiliation: C.H.A.O.S.
Tagline: “Bacon Bits and Precision Hits…”
Backstory:
Born in the radioactive fallout zone of a forgotten weapons testing site, Hog Wild emerged with a grudge, a gut full of iron, and a love for the sound of brass hitting dirt. Raised by renegade mercs who fed him nothing but protein powder and war documentaries, he didn’t just survive—he thrived.
Now he’s C.H.A.O.S.’s go-to hammer for problems that can’t be solved with subtlety. Packing a six-barrel rotary cannon and a backpack full of belt-fed vengeance, Hog Wild is a one-boar battalion who doesn’t know the meaning of “cease fire.” Literally. He’s never stopped firing long enough to read a dictionary.
Gear Loadout:
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XM-88 Chain Vulcan Cannon
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Titanium ammo belt rig (makes a nice clinking sound when he walks)
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Kevlar vest stolen from an APC
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Ration pouch filled with protein bars and rage
Mission Specialty:
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Crowd suppression
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Bunker busting
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Turning forests into craters
Known Catchphrases (grunted mid-fire):
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“Say oink again.”
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“You brought a knife to a bacon fight.”
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“Sizzle season’s open.”
Psych Evaluation:
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Extremely aggressive
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IQ: classified as “irrelevant”
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File note: "Hog Wild doesn’t need orders. He is the order."
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Unisex sizing
- OEKO-TEX certified
- Design color may vary slightly
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